funny joke

prostate examiner: don’t worry it’s perfectly normal to get an erection during a prostate exam.

patient: I don’t have an erection…

prostate examiner: I know, but I have

LOL! comment some funny jokes below and let’s all ROFLCOPTER together

New website coming soon!

Hey guys!

You’ve probably noticed that I never post on here any more. I was on a break for several months and then decided to make new websites now that I’ve sorted money issues out. One of these websites will include a brand new Club Penguin website! It will have much more content than this, with an estimated 300 pages completed upon release. Due to this large amount of content, I believe it will take several months to complete. I’ve been working on this website for over a month now and have managed to get 100 pages done.

This site will have a much better design and more features. It will be using a different blogging platform than the one Club Penguin Cheats Crew is hosted on, giving me much more freedom and opportunity to create a bigger and more comprehensive website. I also plan to add a forum and community section with cool features like achievements.

Here’s a sneak peek of this new site:

club penguin new website

I’ll be posting on this site daily and it won’t just be ‘cheats’. As soon as the site opens, I’ll be having a few give-aways for memberships and exclusive Club Penguin UK Magazine items. If you have any ideas, leave a comment or send me a tweet.

When I complete all the pages, I’ll be making a post giving much more information and answering questions.

I hope to bring this sit e to what Club Penguin Cheats Crew once was!

What’s this room on Club Penguin?

Hey everyone!

An unknown room has been discovered on Club Penguin. It’s like the forest but it’s cloudy everywhere. Have a look at the room below:

club penguin unknown room

The room is called the “Bonus Room” in Club Penguin’s Rooms.json and the ID is 851. What’s interesting that jump_enabled is set to true in this room and contrary to popular belief, jump_enabled being set to true enables server jumping! Could Club Penguin be testing server jumping? I will be doing some more experiments to find out what this room is soon. What do you think it is? Leave your hypothesis’ below!

Have a great day!
-Coolpool79

Club Penguin releases The Fair 2014 – and it’s FAIRly good!

Hey everyone!

What’s crackalackin’?  It’s been a long time, hasn’t it? As I’m too lazy to write a grovelling apology regarding my inactivity on this blog, let’s just get straight to the point.

Club Penguin The Fair 2014

‘Step Right Up’ (does anyone know what this actually means?) everyone – The Fair 204 has been released on Club Penguin and it’s FAIRly good! (Pun very much intended.)

This year, there’s all-knew rides, games, rooms and more; it’s a fair like you’ve never seen before. Instead of redecorating all of the normal rooms, Club Penguin created a new map with all the special rooms – like they did at the Prehistoric Party.

Table of Contents

Rooms

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The Amazement Park

The main room is called “The Amazement Park“. It contains all the entrances to the other rooms and a stage where the Penguin Band pop up and play Anchors Aweigh at regular intervals. You can collect their background.
The room:

club penguin the amazement room

Penguin Band:

club penguin penguin band

Pirate Park

Pirate Park is a collection of cool pirate-themed rooms! (Pirates of the Caribbean takeover CONFIRMED)

pirate park

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Marooned Lagoon

This room is a lagoon (hence the name) where you sail around hitting targets with snowballs in order to gain tickets. There is also a treasure chest with a golden puffle inside (not a real one). I thought you would be able to collect the treasure at first. You can’t 😦

club penguin marooned lagoon

Buccaneer Boats

Like the Marooned Lagoon room, you can sail around in a boat earning tickets at Buccaneer Boats. There are sings that randomly popup which you can gain tickets from by going over them with your boat.

club penguin buccaneer boats

That’s all of Pirate Park! Arr matey.

Tumbleweed Town

Howdy, partner! Tumbleweed Town is the home of all the cowboy-themed rooms.

club penguin tumbleweed town

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Bulls Eye

In the Bulls Eye room, you can hit targets to gain tickets.

club penguin bulls eye

Wagon Wheel

You can hitch a ride on the Wagon Wheel and look over the island!

club penguin wagon wheel

Galaxy Park

Galaxy Park is the town of space-themed rooms!

club penguin galaxy park

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The Space Squid

The Space Squid is the only room in Galaxy Park; the rest are games. This room is pretty cool – it’s a roller coaster!

club penguin rollercoaster

8bit Room

It’s like the paper penguin room at the April Fools’ Party!
You can gain tickets by collecting the items.

club penguin 8 bit coffee

Games

There are several games dotted about at The Fair. Most of them are traditional but there are some new ones.

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Puffle Soaker

Soak the pictures of puffles with your hose by clicking them. Avoid the other ones like mascots or you will lose points!

club penguin puffle soaker

Puffle Paddle

Move your paddle around, let puffles bounce on it and don’t let them fall!

club penguin puffle paddle

Puffle Shuffle

Three puffles are shown and then put under each hat. The hats will be shuffled and you will have to keep guessing which hat a random puffle colour is under.

club penguin puffle shuffle

Balloon Pop

Blow your puffle with a fan, hold the mouse button to go faster, bump balloons into walls to pop them and then collect the tickets!

club penguin balloon pop

Memory Card Game

Test your memory with this game! The objective is to find the matching pairs in the fewest tries for maximum tickets.

club penguin memory card game

Lunar Launch

Test your penguin’s strength! Hold your mouse and let go at the right time.

club penguin lunar launch

Feed-A-Puffle

Shoot O-Berries into the puffles’ mouths before they go back down to gain tickets!

club penguin feed a puffle

Prizes

As usual, you can purchase prizes with tickets you’ve gained throughout the Fair. Over the course of the party, more prizes will be released. There are several available already.

There are 9 prizes currently available, 1 of which is not only for members:

club penguin fair member prizes

As I mentioned above, new prizes will be available over the course of the party.

club penguin new prizes

Misc

All the other stuff.

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The Daily Spin

Every day, you can spin the wheel. The probability of landing on a good place (which will gain you tickets) is high so it’s very likely that you will earn tickets. However, if you are unlucky (like me – although I actually landed on a good one when I tried it!), you could end up with no tickets left!

You can only spin the wheel once a day, hence the name.

club penguin the daily spin

Emotes

There are 3 ‘limited edition’ emotes that will only be present at the party. They consist of:

  • Pixelated Smile
  • Clown Face
  • Penguin with hands up (for the roller-coaster)

club penguin fair 2014 emotes

Conclusion

That’s it for my Fair post! If I have missed anything, please let me know. How are you enjoying The Fair? I think it’s much cooler than the previous ones – although I do enjoy Club Penguin’s classic parties.

Have a great day!
-Coolpool79

Club Penguin Releases New “Pixel Puffle” Pin

Hey everyone!

Check out the newest pin on Club Penguin – the “Pixel Puffle” pin. It can be found at the Hidden Lake. This is an update amongst a few others; including a special update – Club Penguin in Russian! (You’ll hear more from me about that soon.)

Here is where the pin is located. As always, just click on the pin and you’ll be able to add it to your inventory.

club penguin pixelated puffle pin

More pixels?? Is Club Penguin having a Pacman takeover? Check out a sneak peek for The Fair 2014 which also has pixelated stuff.

Have a great day!
-Coolpool79

Sneak Peek of The Club Penguin Fair 2014!

Hey everyone!

Check out this sneak peek of the upcoming Club Penguin Fair 2014 that Polo Field published on his blog! It came with a message for us fan bloggers:

I just wanted to write a note to say “thank you” to all the Club Penguin fan bloggers out there. We appreciate all the hard work you put into writing about CP news, tips, tricks, stories, videos and everything else!

Club Penguin has come a long way since it started way back in 2005. There are kids who were born in 2005 who are old enough to be playing CP now! Isn’t that incredible? So awesome!

I’m incredibly excited about what the team is working on this year for everyone! The Fair is coming next month, and it’s absolutely AMAZING!! This is probably my new favorite party of all time, and I can’t wait for all of you to experience it!! I honestly think you’re going tolove it.

As a HUGE THANK YOU to all the fan bloggers out there, here’s an EXCLUSIVE sneak peek of this year’s Fair for your fan blog!

Love you Polo even though you keep blocking me on Twitter ;P

Here’s the sneak peek:

club penguin the fair 2014

Below the image, he said this:

Hmmm… wonder what’s on that arcade machine… Think, think, think…

Does anyone have an idea? Above the game, it has a picture of an 8-bit penguin and an 8-bit pizza. You can also see Polo Field doing an 8-bit emote. Why so much 8-bit stuff?? All will be revealed this month.

Have a great day!
-Coolpool79

The next two Club Penguin parties

Hey everyone!

Thanks to Club Penguin’s new video, it is finally (pretty much) confirmed that a Muppets Most Wanted Takeover will be debuting on the game soon – most likely in March as that is when the film is released. We also now have theory of next month’s party – The Fair!

It has already been confirmed that it would be returning this year but now, a very subtle hint has been noticed in the current Club Penguin Times newspaper. Check it out:

So to simplify, here are the theoretical upcoming consecutive parties:

  • The Fair
  • The Muppets Most Wanted Takeover

Have you any of your own theories or hypothesises? Share your thoughts, opinions or suggestions in a comment!

Have a great day!
-Coolpool79

Club Penguin Prehistoric Party 2014 – Ugg! Ooga booga ugg!

Ooga booga ugg!

Ugg ugg ugg Prehistoric Party 2014 ooga bug!

club penguin prehistoric party 2014

The Prehistoric Party 2014 has been released on Club Penguin! This is the 2nd Prehistoric Party on Club Penguin. You can check out last year’s here.

Club Penguin Prehistoric Party 2014

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Party Cheats

You’ll see a new loading screen when you login. It’s got the Club Penguin logo with decorations and it displays some text which informs you of the Prehistoric Party that is present. Check it out:

club penguin prehistoric party loading screen

You will be greeted by Gary once you’ve logged in. Here’s what he says:

Greetings time travelers! My ancient ancestor Garugg the Ugg Ugg has discovered dino puffle eggs!

greetings time travelers

Head to the prehistoric times to save these rare animals. We only have until February 4th!

club penguin prehistoric times

Click “Time Warp!” to enter the Prehistoric times. You will be greeted by prehistoric Gary who will say:

TIKI!! Dino Puffle eggs! Dig for eggs! Save Dino Puffles! OOGA OOGA!!!

(I had to play as my other account ‘Hera’ because I’ve already been past these screens on Coolpool79.)

dino puffle eggs

There is a Prehistoric Club Penguin map where you can navigate around the island, return to present Club Penguin, return to your igloo and open your igloo for egg digging. You can also buy the digging hole furniture item from here which costs 300 coins.

club penguin prehistoric map

There are digging sites all around the island. They look like this:

egg digging

Dino Dig is like Treasure Hunt but for one person and you’re digging for eggs, not rubies/emeralds. As well as eggs, you can dig up coins – just like Treasure Hunt.

club penguin dino dig

There are two types of eggs – the dinosaur puffle eggs and the dinosaur eggs. If you find a dinosaur egg, you can transform into a dinosaur and if you find a dinosaur puffle egg, you can make the egg hatch and save a dino puffle.

Dinosaur egg:

club penguin dino dig egg

Dino puffle egg:

dino puffle egg

Go to the volcano to make the Dino Puffle egg hatch.club penguin prehistoric party volcano

Once you’ve entered one of the doorways, step on one of the big stones and wait for it to get heated. Do this three more times and your egg will hatch.

club penguin prehistoric party heating

club penguin prehistoric party heating 2

club penguin prehistoric party dino puffle

You will now be able to name your dino puffle!

name club penguin dino puffle

TIKI TIKI! You be good puffle owner! Thank you future caveguin!

club penguin good puffle owner

To transform into a dinosaur, click on the egg icon in the top right of your screen. You can choose an egg to use here.

club penguin choose egg

A T-Rex with a T-Rex puffle!

club penguin t-rex

club penguin t-rex playercard

Items

Unfortunately, there is no Party Catalogue this time. I find that pretty weird.

Other Stuff

You can meet Gary at this party. He doesn’t have a new background though.

There are 6 special party emotes.

prehistoric party 2014 emotes

Do you like this party? Which is better, this year’s or last year’s? Share any of your thoughts, opinions or suggestions in a comment!

Have a great day!
-Coolpool79

Club Penguin Times Issue #431 – Dino Puffle Eggstraction!

Hey everyone!

Sorry for posting two days late – I’ve had next to no free time in the afternoon (which is when I prefer to post). Here’s the 431th issue of the Club Penguin Times newspaper.

Club Penguin Times Issue #431

The headline/first article is titled ‘Dino Puffle Eggstraction!’ and is written by Gary.

club penguin times issue 431

Here’s the article continued:

dino puffle eggstraction

The second article is titled ‘Dangers of Time Travel’ and is also written by Gary. I don’t like the sound of the first bit – ‘I don’t fully understand time travel’. He could get us stuck in the prehistoric times or something!

dangers of time travel

Here are the upcoming events:

upcoming events 431

They are as follows (in ascending order by date):

  • Now – Stretch your legs and play with your puffles in your new backyard!
  • Now – Find the collectible pin! – Hidden now until February 5.
  • Jan. 29 – Dino Puffle Dig – More dino puffles on the horizon.
  • Feb. 6 – Time Trekker Removal – Save the dino puffles before the Prehistoric Party becomes history!
  • Feb. 6 – Penguin Style – Crazy costumes, outrageous outfits, and more at the Clothes Shop.
  • Feb. 6 – Next pin hidden until Feb. 9.

Have a great day!
-Coolpool79